Tag: humor
group name: gathergirlclub
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June 16, 2008 02:40 AM EDT --
You're at the computer, reading and typing in a cacophony of joy. You're on Gather, of course.
In your own space, your own time. Suddenly, your cat jumps up to the keyboard, steps on the . . . more
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December 27, 2006 04:58 AM EST --
(Please note this is another joint article written by Faith H, I am Magi - Nicola K and Carolyn Madden. If you aren’t fed up to here with Christmas yet, please see our previous joint article.)
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September 12, 2007 08:50 PM EDT --
What's the feeblest excuse you've ever come up with for missing a deadline? Inspiration for this morning's blog refuses to appear in my head so I thought I'd better come up with a . . . more
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September 20, 2007 08:20 PM EDT --
For the past two weeks I've published articles almost daily. The purpose of this was to get myself in the habit of doing some work each day, instead of hiding under the blankie, while the kids are . . . more
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August 27, 2007 06:17 AM EDT --
Outside the attic window,
a bird flew against the glass;
not hurt, he flapped again and chirped.
Up the attic stairs, thunderous steps
the sound of one hundred elephants, times two;
it . . . more
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September 10, 2007 04:11 AM EDT --
A couple of years ago, before I resigned myself to writing lighthearted blogs about my life, Orstraliana or whatever occurs to me from time to time, I thought I wanted to write fiction. I entered a few . . . more
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September 18, 2007 07:29 PM EDT --
Are invading my community. Or at least this is all I can assume judging from the questions on my son's high school enrolment form.
Dale's high school career won't start until after the summer . . . more
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April 01, 2006 04:13 AM EST --
The morning Sue Hapenny was born, circus elephants danced, lions jumped through rings of fire, and choirs of angels sang throughout the heavens. Or so she was told.
After hours of labor in which . . . more
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May 14, 2007 07:08 AM EDT --
Again I have been tagged. I like this. It means someone gives a rat's bottom about me. A person can't have too many rat's bottom given about them is what I . . . more
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September 03, 2007 07:15 AM EDT --
Mao well lives up to his name.
Mao, I wanna go out.
I let him out the back stairs.
Mao, he whines, less than a
minute later, I wanna come in. It
is cold on the back stairs. Besides,
there are no . . . more
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September 16, 2007 09:59 AM EDT --
With apologies to Judith Viorst.
Rewritten but originally written in 2006. Presented now for Back to School and Back to Pre-School.
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September 22, 2006 05:33 PM EDT --
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . . more
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March 04, 2008 06:30 AM EST --
Following my years as a part time scullery maid I graduated from Banyo State High School in 1979 with reasonably impressive results and a tertiary entrance score that qualified me for placement in just . . . more
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April 03, 2008 08:32 AM EDT --
On Monday I'm adopting a weight reducing lifestyle. Again. Yawn. Yes, I know, so let's not get too caught up in that tiresome over-worked issue...
Instead I'm here to discuss the next four . . . more
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October 14, 2006 04:02 PM EDT --
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received . . . more
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September 17, 2007 05:20 AM EDT --
Yook, a big, red fire fruck!' Teeden yelled as he ran to the window.
'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?''
'No I . . . more
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July 20, 2008 11:37 PM EDT --
This is part 2 to Mama, where are you? Thursday tall tales .
Okay, Mama. You're obviously not coming home to me. At least, not soon.
So, I've had to make do. I've got a new main . . . more
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October 07, 2006 03:27 PM EDT --
I missed last night's run,
spirit was willing (not really)
flesh was weak (in the extreme)
must get around to commenting
but first my café;
the more I Gather
the farther behind I am,
it always . . . more
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July 29, 2007 06:46 AM EDT --
First it was the Flicker, the Cardinal, the Downy woodpecker, the Chickadees
we invited our feathered friends to the feeder; morning, afternoon, evening, too,
we delighted in their antics by . . . more
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September 05, 2007 07:12 AM EDT --
Earlier this year I attended a government funded training course to help long term unemployed old people back into the work force.
It was lovely in a number of ways. Firstly, because the course was for . . . more
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